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Why does saturday night bring the loopy out in peo

Sat Mar 1, 2008, 5:54 PM
  • Listening to: My special play list
  • Reading: Nothing much, Im convo!
  • Watching: This screen
  • Playing: Thats private!!!
  • Eating: chocolate digestives.
  • Drinking: Robinsons apple and black current
Right ok then.
So im sitting here in my dorm!
I hear a female screaming outside.
I wonder whats going on, plus im a nosey bugger, and so i go to the window.
She is screaming that she isnt drunk.
being almost 2am she is very much wrong.
In fact that is slurring worlds and walking all wiggly like.
So to prove she isnt drunk she decides a cart wheel would be sufficient.
Well done to her she managed to pull off the first one.
But her friends being as drunk as her suggest that she does it into the lamp post.
She decides it will be funny and wont hurt at all.
She goes for that all important run up, starts the cart wheel.
Her arm gives way and she falls over in a very odd fashion.
But at this point she is rather close to the lamp post.
Unfortunately for her her, well, virgina meets the lamp post and a mighty speed.
She then spends the next 15 minutes laying on the ground, crying, screaming that her "tw@t really hurts"

Needless to say i almost wet myself laughing.

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thanks for the :+fav: glad u liked it

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:iconsaltyjon:
Your welcome.
ace piccie.

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thanks for the re-favs

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Your welcome.
:D

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:iconkelsall-l4j:
ok

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:iconsaltyjon:
Your being Boring with the replies, are you going through alot of them!!!

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:iconkelsall-l4j:
yeah

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