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Why does saturday night bring the loopy out in peo

Journal Entry: Sat Mar 1, 2008, 6:54 PM
  • Listening to: My special play list
  • Reading: Nothing much, Im convo!
  • Watching: This screen
  • Playing: Thats private!!!
  • Eating: chocolate digestives.
  • Drinking: Robinsons apple and black current
Right ok then.
So im sitting here in my dorm!
I hear a female screaming outside.
I wonder whats going on, plus im a nosey bugger, and so i go to the window.
She is screaming that she isnt drunk.
being almost 2am she is very much wrong.
In fact that is slurring worlds and walking all wiggly like.
So to prove she isnt drunk she decides a cart wheel would be sufficient.
Well done to her she managed to pull off the first one.
But her friends being as drunk as her suggest that she does it into the lamp post.
She decides it will be funny and wont hurt at all.
She goes for that all important run up, starts the cart wheel.
Her arm gives way and she falls over in a very odd fashion.
But at this point she is rather close to the lamp post.
Unfortunately for her her, well, virgina meets the lamp post and a mighty speed.
She then spends the next 15 minutes laying on the ground, crying, screaming that her "tw@t really hurts"

Needless to say i almost wet myself laughing.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: Coventry
  • Interests: Music, Painting
  • Favourite movie: Forrest Gump
  • Favourite band or musician: lik lots of bands, nirvana, staind, stone sour, metallica ect
  • Favourite genre of music: rock
  • Favourite artist: Banksy
  • Operating System: windows
  • MP3 player of choice: What eve I have lately.
  • Favourite cartoon character: danger mouse

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~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Apr 10, 2008, 12:29:31 PM
Your welcome!

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
~virusoverload:iconvirusoverload: Apr 10, 2008, 1:44:28 AM
thanks for the :+fav: glad u liked it

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They called us a dead generation,
They told us that we wouldn't survive,
They left us alone in the maelstrom,
As you can see we're all plenty alive.
*Kelsall-L4J:iconKelsall-L4J: Apr 2, 2008, 4:54:26 PM
meh

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LEAF NINJAS DO IT IN THE BUSH
RAIN NINJAS LIKE IT WET
ROCK NINJAS HIT IT HARDER
SAND NINJAS LIKE IT DIRTY
~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Apr 2, 2008, 4:02:13 PM
And another :P

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
*Kelsall-L4J:iconKelsall-L4J: Apr 2, 2008, 3:48:49 PM
ok

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LEAF NINJAS DO IT IN THE BUSH
RAIN NINJAS LIKE IT WET
ROCK NINJAS HIT IT HARDER
SAND NINJAS LIKE IT DIRTY
~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Apr 2, 2008, 2:58:33 PM
Ok there is one more :P

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
*Kelsall-L4J:iconKelsall-L4J: Apr 2, 2008, 2:25:45 PM
yeah

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LEAF NINJAS DO IT IN THE BUSH
RAIN NINJAS LIKE IT WET
ROCK NINJAS HIT IT HARDER
SAND NINJAS LIKE IT DIRTY
~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Apr 2, 2008, 4:24:04 AM
Your being Boring with the replies, are you going through alot of them!!!

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
*Kelsall-L4J:iconKelsall-L4J: Apr 1, 2008, 9:26:58 PM
ok

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LEAF NINJAS DO IT IN THE BUSH
RAIN NINJAS LIKE IT WET
ROCK NINJAS HIT IT HARDER
SAND NINJAS LIKE IT DIRTY
~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Apr 1, 2008, 3:57:01 PM
Your welcome.
ace piccie.

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Apr 1, 2008, 3:56:23 PM
Your welcome.
:D

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
~MintyFreak:iconMintyFreak: Apr 1, 2008, 3:54:20 PM
lol thanks for :+fav:ing me! lol

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*Kelsall-L4J:iconKelsall-L4J: Apr 1, 2008, 2:30:48 PM
thanks for the re-favs

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LEAF NINJAS DO IT IN THE BUSH
RAIN NINJAS LIKE IT WET
ROCK NINJAS HIT IT HARDER
SAND NINJAS LIKE IT DIRTY
~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Mar 2, 2008, 12:37:51 PM
Welcome!

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
~virusoverload:iconvirusoverload: Mar 2, 2008, 11:00:28 AM
thanks.

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They called us a dead generation,
They told us that we wouldn't survive,
They left us alone in the maelstrom,
As you can see we're all plenty alive.
~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Mar 1, 2008, 5:25:50 PM
Go for it.
And your welcome!

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
~virusoverload:iconvirusoverload: Mar 1, 2008, 4:50:25 PM
thanks for the fav. n ive been looking for a good pic of the new hinata would it be ok if i had a go at redrawing the one uve done.

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They called us a dead generation,
They told us that we wouldn't survive,
They left us alone in the maelstrom,
As you can see we're all plenty alive.
~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Feb 25, 2008, 6:31:15 PM
Aww your welcome
*blushes*
:blush:

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
~DeidaraIruka:iconDeidaraIruka: Feb 25, 2008, 6:12:15 PM
thanks a lot for the watch!
kisses :heart:

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Akatsuki Rulez!

Deidara fan 4ever and ever *_*

and remember... ART IS A BANG, UHN!
~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Feb 24, 2008, 1:50:45 PM
Your welcome

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
*obsidian-blood360:iconobsidian-blood360: Feb 24, 2008, 1:04:29 PM
thanks for the watch hun!!
^__^

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~When the window to your soul has opened...do you dare look upon it?~ 愛 ~
~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Feb 24, 2008, 10:16:56 AM
Your welcome. I love your stuff!

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
~Wik86:iconWik86: Feb 24, 2008, 6:29:28 AM
And Thanks so much for the fav too!!!:D :glomp:
~Wik86:iconWik86: Feb 24, 2008, 6:26:39 AM
Thank you so much for the watch!!!! :heart: :hug:
~saltyjon:iconsaltyjon: Feb 17, 2008, 7:39:12 AM
Your welcome!

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The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.